Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Matt in my dreams...

is a no good cheatin' butthead! Every single dream I have had about Matt, he is cheatin'. This past weekend I had a dream that he was having dinner with MY mom, MY dad, and some other girl. The 4 of them were just sitting there having a good ole time. I walked in and saw this. I had the other girl in a corner with a beer bottle in one hand and my finger in her face and spit was flying out of my mouth all over her face and I was preaching to her about the vows we took!! She was crying and I kept on yelling. I woke up then, so I don't know how it ended!

This isn't the first dream I've had about Matt that had the same theme. I just hope he never tries anything like this. That poor girl wouldn't know what happened to her. I'm getting lots of practice in my dreams!

Every time I've had one of these dreams, Matt tells me I'm so weird. I have problems. And on and on. Well this morning Matt woke up to one of those dreams! He was just as mad as I am when I wake up from one of these stupid dreams. Now he knows how it feels!!

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